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Band Party Minecraft Server

#Pico Puzzle, Ako, asset explorer, Band, Bandori Vocaloids, Bandori VTubers, Bandori Wikia, Bandori.party, BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! EN, Chisato, Dumbdori soundboard, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Himari’s Visual Novel, KF Arisa, Lisa, Live Interactions, Marine Blue of the Azure Rose, Minecraft, Otamay Ayam day, Party, RinRin, Roselia, Server, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, Tower game recreation, Translations, Trickling Vividly Gacha

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Buildings Constructed:	31
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the pigs danced, the chickens sang, and the creepers told jokes. It was a magical place where you could build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can join in on the craziest events, like the No Music? Yes Summer! extravaganza where you can party with Roselia and rock out to some sick tunes. And don’t even get me started on the Marine Blue of the Azure Rose Gacha, where you can win a 5-star Lisa and ride off into the sunset on a unicorn made of rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in this virtual wonderland. Join now and become a part of the most outrageous community in the Minecraft universe!

Dump More You Piece of Shit Dump to 50K Minecraft SMP

50k, dump, dump more, dump to 50k, long tail, Minecraft, Piece, piece of shit, Shit, smp, tags

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Potions Brewed:	75
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft SMPs! We encourage players to dump as much as they can, with a goal of reaching 50k dumps! Why, you ask? Because the more you dump, the more chaotic and hilarious the server becomes!

Join us for epic dump battles, where players compete to see who can dump the most ridiculous things in the most outrageous locations. From giant piles of dirt to entire villages made out of TNT, the possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for mischief and mayhem?

So come on, join us and let your inner prankster run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the more you dump, the more fun you’ll have!

Crafty Toys Minecraft Server

adult toys, consequences, Crafty, Decision making, discretion, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional turmoil, family, fear, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, nofap, personal boundaries, personal choices, privacy, self-control, Server, sex drive, shame, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, Toys

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Votes:	8566	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of buying “adult toys” and fear of your family finding out about your sex drive! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures and mine for diamonds while avoiding the judgmental eyes of your family. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and leave your guilt at the door – because on this server, anything goes! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to freedom!

What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???

anger, annoyance, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, exasperation, Frustration, fuck, heated argument, Irritation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Outburst, perplexed, perplexity, Problem, RAGE, relationship issues, smp, Tension, Upset

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

Miku’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, CGI, Concert, COSPLAY, digital art, Entertainment, futuristic, hatsune miku, Japan, live event, mask, Miko Expo 2024, Mikus, Minecraft, Music, Palace, Performance, PIXEL, pop culture, real dancer, Server, Technology, Virtual idol, vocaloid

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing pandas, exploding chickens, and secret underground disco parties with skeletons!

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant rollercoaster that takes you straight to the moon! And don’t worry about pesky creepers blowing up your creations, we have a team of ninja villagers ready to protect your builds at all costs.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret dance-off competition every Saturday night where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! So come join us at the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where anything is possible and the fun never stops!

Minecraft SMP: Natsume Yuujinchou Shichi’s Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, Anime, emotions, ep 5, episodic, episodic anime, episodic series, episodic storytelling, friendship, Heartwarming, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Natsume, Natsume Yuujinchou Shichi, natsume’s book of friends, Nyanko Sensei, Shichis, slice of life, smp, Spirits, Supernatural, Takashi Natsume, yokai, yuujinchou

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where you’ll need to team up with your fellow players to take them down before they destroy everything in sight. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them – talk about a jackpot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the lava traps and zombie hordes that guard it, they’re not too keen on sharing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Ep 5 out, but the fun is just getting started.

God’s Secret Message Minecraft Server

2 Timothy 2:15, Almighty, alpha and omega, approved unto God, ashamed, Beginning, ending, GOD, Gods, hidden meaning, important message, Message, Minecraft, Mystery, REFLECT, Righteous, secret, Server, STUDIES, study, Thoughts, Universal, unrighteous, word of truth, workman

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Crops Grown:	5020	Buildings Constructed:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take 2 Timothy 2:15 to a whole new level! Join us as we unlock the hidden meaning of God’s message through building and crafting in the virtual world.

Imagine a world where every block you place is a reflection of God’s divine plan. Build your own temple, divide the land with righteousness, and show off your creations to the Almighty himself!

We’ve got insane stories of players who have built entire cities dedicated to the study of God’s word. From giant statues of biblical figures to intricate mazes that test your knowledge of scripture, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show God that you are a true workman of Minecraft, approved unto Him in all your blocky glory. Let’s dive into the world of Godly creations and have a blast like never before!

1) Your Cunt Minecraft SMP

1) your cunt, Cunt, favorite Pokémon, long tail tags, Minecraft, pokemon characters, pokemon chat, pokemon community, Pokemon discussion, Pokemon enthusiasts, Pokémon fanatics, Pokemon fandom., pokemon forum, pokemon franchise, pokemon games, pokemon lovers, Pokemon merchandise, pokemon obsession, pokemon topics, pokemon trivia, pokemon trivia questions, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crops Grown:	3938	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is located in the mystical land of Cuntopia, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their favorite Pokemon as weapons. Can you imagine the chaos of a Charizard vs Blastoise showdown in the middle of a diamond mine? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

StoryMine TOP survival server Minecraft

Antispam, Chunks, Cities, classic, comfortable, Donations, Hosting, in-game currency, Jobs, lags, Mechanics, Minecraft, Plugins, Private, Russian, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map, wipe, worlds

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

9.storymine.ru

Cooking Mama Minecraft Server

age, basic dishes, Cooking, cooking abilities, cooking aptitude, cooking competency, cooking experience, cooking expertise, cooking know-how, cooking proficiency, cooking techniques, Culinary, culinary knowledge, domestic skills, food preparation, home cooking, kitchen skills, MAMA, meal preparation, Minecraft, recipes, Server, Women

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6736	Holy Grails Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3373	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing cooking is your character in a lava pit? Well, look no further because on our server, the women are not only experts at cooking basic dishes, but they can also whip up a mean Minecraft cake with just a few clicks of their mouse! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you’ll learn how to craft the most delicious virtual meals while dodging creepers and zombies at the same time. Who needs a cookbook when you have a diamond sword and a hunger bar to fill? Join now and let the cooking (and crafting) begin!