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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5939 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 32 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!