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CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

74001522, CraftyCreeperz, long trail tags, madness, Numbers, previous, tags, Tnt

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Boomer Adventures

#videogames, 2024.., addicted to tranny porn, Adventures, all female characters, arguments, be me 15 years ago, blocky, boomer, dick option, Eye Candy, failed relationships, female main characters, Female Protagonists, hate women, male characters, playing as a girl is gay, programming, teenage lad

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3722
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	226
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Nothing Happens Here

1. Nothing happens, proof 2. Disbelief

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	4153
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Carnelian, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, meets, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	302279	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

approach, empowerment, gender dynamics, Humiliation, incel, internet culture, LOLz9K, Loneliness, mental health, online communities, personal growth, r9k, rejection, Rituals, self improvement, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Animals Bred:	181	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Votes:	860
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Love Letters Sent:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Star Shards Collected:	288	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

all time, Anime, Characters, Crafty, CREEPERS, Mainstream, Manga, Minecraft, most overrated, overhyped, Overrated, Overrated anime, overrated art, overrated comic, overrated culture, overrated entertainment, overrated fiction, overrated graphic novel, overrated literature, Overrated manga, overrated media, overrated series, overrated story, Play, Popular

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Runes Activated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

1. Life purpose, blocky, deep thoughts 3. Life’s journey, existential crisis 2. Meaning of life, inner exploration, introspection, introspective journey, Life, life’s meaning, life’s mysteries, life’s purpose 4. Purposeful living, lolz, philosophical pondering, questioning existence, seeking answers, seeking truth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, spiritual awakening

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Flight 752, general, International Airlines, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, plane, Politics, PvP, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, Retribution, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, Unpredictable, War, world, world news

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

4chan, forum, funny, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet phenomenon, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, pants, PantsShitting, reaction, Server, Shit, ten years ago, this made, V, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!