我的世界服务器介绍时间仙剑服务器 Minecraft Servers

PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Dragon Eggs Found:	8122	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimension Hops:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, CraftyChristmasWishlist, festive treats, holiday indulgence, holiday season, holiday shopping, holiday treats, holiday wishlist, Luxury items, me time, pampering, personal indulgence, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, shopping, Splurge, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8060
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Crops Grown:	8864
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Items Found:	4079	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Buildings Constructed:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Farms Harvested:	723
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!