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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1241 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.