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SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Emeralds Found:	1676	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

CraftyTalibanHideout

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Votes:	3190
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	100
Zombie Dances:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban and the west come together to build epic structures and fight off creepers! forget about harsh edicts, we’re all about unity and friendship here!

imagine building a giant mosque next to a skyscraper made out of diamonds, all while riding on the back of a flying pig!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join us now and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventure ever!

who needs politics when you can have fun and make friends in our crazy server? come join us and let’s show the world that even enemies can come together in the name of blocky goodness!

SkywalkerScreamCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Emeralds Found:	9821	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!

ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!

Biden’s Big Oil Pharma Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Joe Biden’s conflicts of interest are 40% big oil/pharma and 60% big tranny, while Trump’s are 60% big oil/pharma and 40% big tranny.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the president himself would be shaking in his boots. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between creepers and zombies, with a side of political drama.

We’ve got players who claim they can build a cathedral taller than the Eiffel Tower, and others who swear they’ve found the secret to turning diamonds into real-life money. Who needs a theocracy when you can have a Minecraft monarchy ruled by a pig wearing a crown?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even run into a player who swears they’ve seen Herobrine in the flesh. It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire server with TNT (again).

StankCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the aroma of rotten eggs is considered the sweet scent of victory! Our world is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the stench around you. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of chocolate, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wonderful, come join us and discover a whole new world of fun!

GrumpyCraft – Age Edition

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	6791
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and let your imagination run wild. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even tame a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all the other stresses of adulthood. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant statue of a chicken or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us and let your inner child roam free in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to grow up again!

PlasticCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	7832
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Yo, you ever think about how plastic could be the ultimate villain in our lives? Like, imagine a world where plastic takes over and we all become slaves to the plastic overlords. But fear not, brave soul, for there is a way to fight back against the plastic apocalypse! Join our Minecraft server and help us battle against the evil plastic monsters that threaten to destroy us all.

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect rare resources and craft powerful weapons to defeat the plastic menace. Build fortresses made entirely out of recycled materials and show those plastic baddies who’s boss. Plus, you’ll meet other players who share your passion for saving the planet from plastic doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against plastic tyranny! Together, we can save the world, one block at a time.

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	7658
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a pig into battle like a true warrior!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have in-game events that will make you question reality, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a real-life Ender Dragon egg (Disclaimer: Ender Dragon may or may not hatch and destroy your house).

Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure, join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers and never dig straight down (unless you’re feeling brave)!