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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3246 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
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