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Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Animals Bred:	117
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	3171	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

Analysis, blocky, Bundesliga, Bundesliga 3, Challenges, Coaching, Competition, determination, Failure, German Football, Improvement, League, Management, Minecraft, Performance, Players, progress, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, success, Tactics, TEAM

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Astral Projections Made:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mines Excavated:	3861

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

ah, AITAH, backyard, Boyfriend, Calls, duplex, Escape, Gate, German shepherd dog, hurt, key, love, Minecraft, partner, PetOverPartner, prioritizing my pet, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, SWEET, texts, Trust, well trained, young

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

age difference, Boundaries, Boyfriend, complaining, dad, family, family dynamics, Friends, guest list, guest list etiquette, INTIMATE, NoPlusOneAllowedCraft, partner, relationship length, Siblings, sister, Small wedding, STEPDAUGHTER, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

KyivDroneDefense

aerial defense, aerial surveillance, air defense, air defense system, anti-aircraft defense, counter drone measures, defense strategy, defense system, defense technology, drone attack, drone defense tactics, Drone Detection, drone interception, drone warfare, kyiv, KyivDroneDefense, military defense, military drones, national security, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save the day? well, on this server, u can do just that! we had this epic battle where our air defense system totally saved Kyiv from a mass drone attack. it was like something out of a movie, but in Minecraft! join us and be a part of the action, protect cities, and be a total badass. come on, u know u wanna be a hero!

PokeTale

Adventure, BATTLING, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Evolution, gym, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemart, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Trading

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our friendly community where your voice truly matters! At PokeTale, we are committed to creating an immersive and dynamic environment that evolves with our players suggestions. Here’s what awaits you:

– 3 Unique Custom Starters – Begin your adventure with one of our exclusive, custom-designed starters that you won’t find anywhere else!

– Exclusive Domains – Explore special areas where rare, textured Pokémon can be found. These unique locations are filled with secrets and surprises! … and so much more!

170.205.24.99:25567

Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server

activism, Anti-establishment, civil disobedience, Democracy, disagreement, dissent, dissenting opinion, Elites, freedom of speech, government control, Minecraft, Nah, political defiance, political dissent, Politics, protest, questioning authority, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, Server, Treason, US government

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Tired of being bossed around by the government? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of the elites and build your own empire! No more taxes, no more rules – just pure unadulterated blocky fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the feds if they come knocking. So come join us and stick it to the man in the most pixelated way possible!

Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General

Algorand, avalanche, Binance Smart Chain, Blockchain, Cardano, Cosmos, cryptocurrency, Cryptos, decentralized finance, Elrond, ethereum, Fantom, general, Harmony, Hedera Hashgraph, LAYER, Layer 1 crypto, Near Protocol, nfts, polkadot, smp, solana, terra, Tezos, vechain

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is crypto! That’s right, instead of diamonds and emeralds, we trade in Bitcoin and Ethereum.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered. How about building a rollercoaster out of NFTs? We’ve got that too.

And don’t even get us started on the layer 1 cryptos. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with experts who will analyze which crypto has the best chance to moon. Will it be Bitcoin? Ethereum? Or maybe even a new crypto called Shreklite that’s made entirely out of ogre farts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest crypto-fueled adventure of your life!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

attentive, convenience store, Cooking, currency difference, devastated, different diets, eating habits, family, food in the fridge, grocery store, HangryCraft, humble beginnings, International trip, Meals, Minecraft, Miserable, parents, Server, STARVING, third-world country, Visiting, working from home

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4862
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	725	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a better dining experience than OP’s parents had during their visit!

Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.

So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!

ShampooWarsCraft

communication problem, expensive shampoo, hair care, personal hygiene, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate conflict resolution, roommate confrontation, roommate etiquette, roommate issue, roommate living situation, roommate relationship, roommate respect, roommate tension, roommate understanding, ShampooWarsCraft, sharing expenses

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	220	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it’s expensive shampoo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and hair-raising conflicts over bathroom products.

Imagine a world where your precious shampoo is constantly disappearing, and the culprit is none other than your roommate! Will you confront them in the virtual world, or let the tension simmer until it explodes like a creeper?

Embark on quests to protect your precious loot, whether it’s diamonds or deluxe hair care products. Will you be the hero who stands up for your right to silky smooth locks, or will you be the villain who sneaks into someone else’s inventory for a quick steal?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before. Who knew that a bottle of shampoo could cause such chaos in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the shampoo wars begin!