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ChatCraftEU

Censorship, Chat Control, ChatCraftEU, civil liberties, communication platforms, Data Protection, digital privacy, EU Council, european union, government intervention., internet regulation, legislation, messaging apps, online monitoring, online safety, policy decision, political controversy, privacy rights, social media, Vote, withdrawn

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	6044	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

So, like, this server is so lit that even the EU Council was like “nah, we can’t handle this level of awesomeness.” They tried to vote on Chat Control, but then they were like “wait, we can’t control the madness that happens on this server.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who needs Chat Control when you can have Chat Insanity? Let’s break all the rules and have a blast together. EU Council can’t handle us, but you can. Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac!

NoParentingAllowedMC

absentee father, absentee mother, absentee parenting, child support, co parenting, family dynamics, family relationships, legal guardianship, non-custodial parent, non-residential parent, NoParentingAllowedMC, parental involvement, parental obligations, parental recognition, parental responsibilities, parental rights, parenting, parenting roles, recognition, RESPONSIBILITY, shared custody

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	204
Potions Brewed:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

so, like, you know those people who wanna be like, parents but don’t wanna actually parent? well, this server is perfect for them! you can like, build a whole village and be the mayor without actually having to deal with any kids. it’s like, the ultimate fantasy for lazy parents who just wanna chill and play minecraft all day. come join us and live out your dream of being a parent without any of the actual responsibility. it’s like, the best of both worlds, man.

ChatCraft: Transmitting Knowledge

brain activity, ChatCraft, cognitive development., cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Communication, communication skills, complex thought, cultural evolution, cultural knowledge, Human Behavior, human evolution, knowledge, Language, language evolution, linguistic anthropology, modern humans, neuroscience, recent study, study, symbolic thought, thinking, Transmitting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, this server is like no other, man. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right, creepers with a sense of humor.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever see. we’re talking diamonds that sparkle so bright, they blind you for a second. but don’t worry, we also have sunglasses for sale in our virtual shop.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s real, and it’s waiting for you to discover it. but be careful, there are traps set by evil villagers who are jealous of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience a world like no other. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our virtual cookies are to die for.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

anger, anger towards God, anger towards religion, atheism, blasphemy, disbelief, DivineCraft, Frustration, Minecraft, questioning faith, rejection, religious abuse, religious disillusionment, religious guilt, religious hypocrisy, religious trauma, religious trauma recovery, Server, spiritual awakening, spiritual crisis, spiritual growth, spiritual healing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of following the rules of a higher power that just seems to make your life worse? Are you ready to say “Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible”? Then come join our Minecraft server where we worship the blocky gods of the pixelated world!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of trying to be a good Christian and following the laws of a deity who only seems to bring chaos into their lives. Here, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from above.

Join us as we rebel against the traditional ways of religion and embrace the freedom of creating our own world. Say goodbye to praying and hello to playing! Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible – join us now and let’s build a better world together!

MineCash Minecraft Server

2017, 2024.., accredited investor, Claim, donate money, free tokens, Give us money, incomprehensible, ipo, Jump through hoops, MineCash, Minecraft, opaque, qualify, Server, Tokens, unspecified number, wallets

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a rollercoaster ride of emotions and confusion just like trying to navigate the cryptocurrency world!

🚀 In 2017, we were all about that IPO life, making you feel like a Wall Street tycoon without the need for a fancy suit or tie. Just give us your money and we’ll give you tokens, easy peasy!

🤑 Fast forward to 2024, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of absurdity. Want some free tokens? Sure, just jump through a year’s worth of incomprehensible and opaque hoops, sybilling across wallets like a pro. Oh, and don’t forget to donate money for every free token you want to claim. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more confusion and less treasure!

💰 So why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise you an adventure that’s more mind-boggling than trying to understand the latest cryptocurrency trend. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge that may or may not result in some freebies? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DadGoneWillCrazy

bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, custody, DadGoneWillCrazy, Decision making, Divorce, family, financial compensation, Grandparents, Inheritance, loyalty, mistreatment, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, Support, Trauma

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Animals Bred:	64	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3138
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a soap opera.

Need a break from family feuds and step-sibling drama? Our server is the perfect escape! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the ultimate family showdowns?

So come on down to our server and leave your family drama at the door. With more plot twists than a Shakespearean tragedy, you’ll never want to log off!

KidToAdult Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, aging, aspirations, childhood dreams, Desires, disappointments, dreams, Expectations, FANTASY, growing up, KidToAdult, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Priorities, reality check, Server, Toys, wish list, Wishes, wishes come true, wishes unfulfilled

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Remember when you used to dream about living in a world made entirely of candy and having a pet dragon that could shoot fireworks out of its nose? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you do all that and more!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden bacon, battle evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword, and build a mansion out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and zombie DJs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Breakups, catfish, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cyber relationships, dating apps, digital love, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, internet, long distance, love, online communication, online connections, online dating, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Trust, virtual dating

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies online? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your virtual soulmate! Our players have found love in the most unexpected places, from building a castle together to battling it out in epic PvP matches. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed by your side? Join our server today and swipe right on adventure!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms supply, CraftyCommiesMC, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military alliance, military conflict, N.K.-Russia treaty, peace negotiations, political implications, regional stability, S.Korea, sanctions, security concerns, strategic interests, Ukraine

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.

so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

SmellyLiftCraft

elevator air, elevator aroma, elevator atmosphere, elevator cleanliness, elevator design, elevator experience, elevator fragrance, elevator hygiene, elevator inspection, elevator interior, elevator maintenance, elevator ride, elevator safety, elevator scent, elevator service, elevator technology, elevator ventilation, Elevators, odors, SmellyLiftCraft, unique smell

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

join this epic minecraft server where elevators have a very unique smell. you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have as you ride up and down in the stinkiest elevators in all of minecraft land. but don’t worry, the smell is actually magical and will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your butt.

come meet our friendly community of players who all share a love for funky elevator smells. we have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike any other, join us and experience the insanity of elevator smells like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).