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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5925 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.
But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.
