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Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

#excruciating, accident, Agony, anguish, cause, discomfort, Distress, emotional, Experience, hurt, Incident, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, MOMENTS, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, Physical, smp, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, Unbearable, worst pain

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	98
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	611
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

airport policy, airport procedures, airport screening, airport security, body search, discrimination, gender confirmation, gender discrimination, Gender Identity, girl, girl’s rights, Harassment, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, LGBTQ, personal dignity, privacy violation, Prove, security protocol, strip search, StripCraft, teenager, transgender rights, Youre

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Quirky Quercetin Quest

agricultural science, Agricultural Technology, antioxidant capacity, antioxidant response, flavonoid metabolism, flavonoid synthesis, grape seedlings, nitrogen application, nitrogen metabolism, nitrogen regulation, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrition, plant physiology, plant research, Plant stress response, Quercetin, Quest, quirky, salt stress, stress tolerance

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Items Found:	1335
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ores Mined:	6321

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.

Block Party Minecraft Server

academic success, accomplishment, BLOCK, class assignment, creative writing, Drivers license, fake news, good things, life update, lying.., milestone, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, Party, personal achievement, personal growth, positive news, reaching goals, school work, self improvement, Server, Small victories, Struggling, Student Life

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving without ever needing a license! Our virtual roads are filled with twists, turns, and the occasional creeper crossing. Who needs a real car when you can race through our pixelated streets in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!

So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!

Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, character event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, EXILIUM, external search, Frontline, general, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls, Girls’ Frontline 2, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, smp, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, T-Doll Batch, Targeted Search, theater mode, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1836
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magic Items Found:	5388	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.

But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.

And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

TransManRejectorCraft

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, discrimination, Diversity, friendship, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, personal choice, rejection, relationships, Respect, sexual orientation, social norms, societal expectations, tolerance, trans man, TransManRejectorCraft, Transphobia, Understanding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dimension Hops:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all identities and orientations! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.

Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

RolloVsArthur Minecraft SMP

Arthur Shelby, battle, British, Characters, clash, comparison, epic battle, fan debate, Fight, gangster, historical drama, Historical figures, Minecraft, Norse, peaky blinders, Rollo Lothbrok, RolloVsArthur, showdown, smp, tv show, Vikings

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the battles are as epic as Rollo Lothbrok taking on Arthur Shelby!

Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

DiddySnitchCraft

BETRAYAL, Celebrity, controversy, crime, Diddy, DiddySnitchCraft, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, Hip Hop, investigation, legal troubles, Music (Industry), Police, Puff Daddy, rapper, Rumors, scandal, Sean Combs, Snitch, Witness

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to see Diddy Kong snitching on all the other players for stealing his bananas. That’s right, this server is bananas!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.

So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!