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CraftyExile – Modern Minecraft Server

Beta, Closed Beta Soon, Compiled Links, CraftyExile, forum, general, Kalguur, Links, Major Patch Notes, Minecraft, MODERN, Patch 3.25, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, pathofexile, pathofexile2, PoE, POE 2, register, Server, Settlers, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6505	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Potions Brewed:	141	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server, where you can become a settler of Kalguur and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon!

In our latest patch, we’ve added flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! We’re gearing up for the closed beta of PoE 2, where you can test out new features like diamond armor that shoots lasers and a potion that turns you into a unicorn.

Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

ILsReunionDramaCraft

affair baby, anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional trauma, family drama, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family secrets, foster care, half siblings, Honesty, ils, ILsReunionDramaCraft, in-laws, privacy, Resentment, sensitivity

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3292

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, family secrets, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly your in-laws decide to stir up some trouble. They go behind your back, make contact with your long-lost half siblings, and spill the beans about your existence. Talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of a player who was born from an affair, raised in foster care, and now has to deal with the fallout of their family’s meddling. Will you confront your in-laws and demand answers? Or will you pack up your virtual bags and leave the drama behind?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, intense conversations, and maybe even a few heated arguments. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? So come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure awaits!

PixelatedMiracle

extraordinary situations, far-fetched occurrences, fluke incidents, freak accidents, highly unlikely events, improbable occurrences, long shot scenarios, low probability, one in a million chances, outside the realm of possibility, PixelatedMiracle, rare events, rare incidents, rare outcomes, remote possibilities, slim chances, statistical anomalies, unexpected events, unlikely scenarios, unusual circumstances

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn through a field of diamond ore! Yes, you heard that right – our server is so magical that the impossible becomes possible.

Not only that, but our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to have a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake, where you can feast to your heart’s content without gaining a single calorie. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LatvianDroneWarfare Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic states, Conflict Resolution, defense technology, drone deployment, drone warfare, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, foreign assistance, geopolitical strategy, International cooperation, international relations, LATVIA, Latvian military, LatvianDroneWarfare, military aid, military support, Minecraft, security measures, sending drones, Server, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	231
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

haha ok so like imagine this: u r just minding ur own business on this minecraft server, building ur epic castle and mining for diamonds, when out of nowhere, 500 drones from Latvia come swooping in and start causing chaos all over the place! it’s like a crazy battle royale but with drones and blocks! u gotta join this server just to see the madness unfold and maybe even ride a drone into battle like a total boss. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a drone attack in minecraft? come join the fun and see if u can outsmart those pesky Latvian drones!

KharkivCraft: Ukrainian Special Ops

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, intervention, KharkivCraft, liberate Kharkiv, Liberation, military operation, northern Vovchansk, Ops, resistance, Russian supply lines, separatists, Special, Starytsia, strategic location, Threaten, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian special forces, Victory, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian special forces are taking over and liberating cities like kharkiv’s starytsia! we got russian supply lines being threatened in vovchansk, it’s like a real life battle happening in minecraft! join us and be part of the action, fight for freedom and take down those pesky russians with your pickaxe and sword. become a hero in our server and show the world that ukraine will not be defeated, not even in the virtual world of minecraft! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt together!

SpringyCraft: Where your gaze always returns to the fun!

Analyzing, attentional pattern, Autism Spectrum Disorder, Autistic children, cognitive processes, developmental psychology, eye movements, eye-tracking data, familiar stimuli, Focusing, Fun, Gaze, neurodevelopmental disorders, new ones, research, RETURNS, scientists, sensory processing, springy attention, SpringyCraft, study, unexpected discovery, visual attention

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u start playin, but then u realize u have this superpower called “springy attention”! u keep goin back to familiar stuff instead of checkin out new things, just like those cool autistic kids in the study! it’s like ur brain is on a trampoline, bouncin back and forth between all the awesome stuff on the server! join now and discover ur own superpower, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude!

ONIXMC

Active, Amazon, base, Biomes, BUILD, Community, Deserts, Earth, Economy, Events, Explore, JUNGLES, Missions, oceans, PvE, PvP, Resources, Rewards, SAHARA, Survival, Towny, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Animals Bred:	74	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to OnixMC!

Dive into the ultimate Vanilla Survival experience with a unique twist: our world is a replica of planet Earth! In OnixMC, explorers everywhere can enjoy a detailed and fascinating map, where you can:

Explore the World: Discover continents, oceans and biomes that faithfully represent the geography of our planet. Travel from the jungles of the Amazon to the deserts of the Sahara!

Build and Survive: Experience authentic survival gameplay in Minecraft. Collect resources, build your base, and face the challenges of the environment.

Economy and Trade: Participate in our trade system to exchange goods and services with other players. Build your own economic empire and turn your resources into riches.

Events & Missions: Join special events and complete challenging missions to earn unique rewards. There’s always something exciting waiting for you at OnixMC!

Active Community: Be part of a friendly and active community. Collaborate with other players, participate in community projects, and make new friends as you explore the world.

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MineCraft Server: PoorCraft – Stay Poor, Stay Mining!

access to resources, cognitive abilities, discrimination, economic disadvantage, economic opportunities, education, financial literacy, generational poverty, INEQUALITY, intelligence, low-income, Minecraft, Mining, Poor, PoorCraft, POVERTY, poverty cycle, Server, social class, social determinants of health, social mobility, societal norms, socioeconomic status, stay, Stereotypes, systemic barriers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magic Items Found:	1671	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of playing on servers where only the “high IQ” players succeed? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that poor people stay poor because they’re low IQ! Join us and prove that theory wrong by building the most epic structures and dominating the competition with your superior Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who will guide you on your quest for greatness. So come on, join us and show the world that IQ has nothing to do with Minecraft mastery!

RansomCraft Minecraft Server

Access, API, charlie munger, collusion, COURT INTERFACE, DAILY JOURNAL, DATA DUMP, Difficult, FILE DOCUMENTS, hackers, INFORMATION, JOURNAL TECHNOLOGIES, Judges, LARGE COURT SYSTEM, LAWYER CONFLICTS, LOOKUP CASES, Los Angeles, Minecraft, notorious, public access, RansomCraft, RANSOMWARE ATTACK, Server, SUPERIOR COURT

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the court system is so large, it’s practically its own country! Join us for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the Los Angeles Superior Court, where collusion with judges and lawyer conflicts run rampant.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Ransomware hackers have infiltrated the court system, and if they aren’t paid, they’ll dump all the juicy data for everyone to see.

And get this – Charlie Munger’s company, Daily Journal, and Journal Technologies are behind the interface used to file documents with the Court. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of legal drama, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a little bit of block-building fun. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BoomerRetireMC Server

BoomerRetireMC, budgeting, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, filial piety, financial burden, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial support, generational responsibility, intergenerational relationships, parent’s retirement, retirement income, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, sandwich generation, saving goals, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being stuck in a sandwich generation before you even get a chance to mine your first block! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of your in-game parents constantly eyeing your virtual savings and expecting you to hand over all your diamonds? Well, on our server, we promote financial independence and responsibility. No more worrying about supporting your in-game parents after they retire from mining coal.

Join us and escape the clutches of in-game parental financial dependence. Build your own virtual empire without the pressure of funding someone else’s virtual retirement. And hey, if you need a break from mining, feel free to go on virtual outings with your friends or even virtual dates without someone constantly asking for your virtual money.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let’s mine our way to financial freedom together. And remember, it’s not selfish to want to be financially independent in the virtual world too!