New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • 2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

    2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 3879
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 117 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

    Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

    But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Norms R Us: No Pants Required

    Norms R Us: No Pants Required
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 1293
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4303 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 New Chunks Explored: 68308
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

    TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 9134
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 496 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Star Shards Collected: 186
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

    ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 6254
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 216 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Iperios

    Iperios
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 2419
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 271
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Holy Grails Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Create Your Own Nation Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
    McMMO Skills Refine your skills to fight in wars.
    Geopolitical Power Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
    Custom Enchants Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

    FAQs

    How can I join the server?

    Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

    What plugins are used on the server?

    – Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

    How do I start playing once I join?

    A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

    Contacts

    – Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

    Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 8013
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

    Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

    Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

    But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

    No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

    The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 1894
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ores Mined: 982 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 181
    Mines Excavated: 4496 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

    NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 7212
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 392
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7135 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 9OutOf10Chances

    9OutOf10Chances
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 1132
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 245 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

    Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

    So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KazanCraft Minecraft Server

    KazanCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 7564
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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