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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8050 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz it’s like, where all the cool kids hang out. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
oh, and get this, one time a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it to build a castle made entirely out of cake. it was so epic, bro.
also, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out free diamonds. i know, crazy, right?
so come on, join the fun and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.
