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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2243 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 668 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a place to chill and build ur epic castle without all the drama? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies.
we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, and another player who made a house entirely out of diamonds. like, who even does that? only on this server, my friend.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of chickens who run the economy? yeah, they trade eggs for diamonds and have their own little chicken parliament. it’s wild, man.
so if u wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, come on over. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. like, who doesn’t love free cake?
