台北 vlog Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Farms Harvested:	182	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Votes:	5741	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	176
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

CraftyNoobz

buzzworthy, celebrity culture, CraftyNoobz, current events, fad, gen z, hype, influencers, Internet Sensation, Mainstream, media frenzy, millennial, misunderstood, Overrated, pop culture, popular opinion, social media, trending topics, trends, viral, youth culture

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

212.47.66.89

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Meteorites Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

51.222.118.19

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

battle, battle cruisers, battleships, British military, british navy, Brits, german military, German Navy, Jutland, maritime history, military history, Minecraft, naval battle, naval fleet, naval strategy, naval superiority, naval tactics, Naval vessels, naval warfare, pre-dreadnoughts, royal navy, Server, World War I

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Love Letters Sent:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

Character, Cryptic, cryptic message, Curiosity, Enigma, enigmatic figure, enigmatic remark, Ernest, ErnestWho, mysterious individual, mysterious person, Mystery, perplexing, perplexing question, puzzling, puzzling mystery, puzzling statement, Quote, smp, speculation, TheMinecraft, unknown

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	183
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Divine Spears Created:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

airstrikes, B-2 bombers, cnn, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateCraft, international relations, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, news coverage, Politics, strike, US, us military, War on Terror, Yemen

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Votes:	1168	New Chunks Explored:	469934
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dimension Hops:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!