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Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Server Name	Club Llama SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Data Packs	Vanilla Tweaks data packs
Rules	No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

FAQs

1. When does the server open?

The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

2. How can I apply for access to the server?

You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

The founder is Llama.

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	136	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2120	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	3625
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!