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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7624 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got mice running around with anorexia, but don’t worry, we figured out they just need more acetylcholine in their brains, like, duh.
join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?
so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.
