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Havenhold Adventures

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	936259	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

About Us Welcome to Havenhold Adventures, a one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where fantasy and adventure come to life! Our server is built to offer an immersive and community-focused experience for players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a curious newcomer, Havenhold Adventures has something for everyone.

havenhold.g-portal.rocks:26366

AdventuredMC

AdventuredMC, Minecraft, Network, Seasons, Skyblock, Survival, Updates

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Buildings Constructed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

AdventuredMC is a Skyblock based network with quarterly new seasons and frequent updates.

play.adventuredmc.nl

Legacy Echoes 1.21

bittersweet, Cruel, death, direct family, Echoes, family, Grandparents, grandparents recall, Heartache, Indonesia, Legacy, Letters, Loneliness, longing, love, Memories, memories made, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, social circle, Tears, trip

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Yo, bro, forget about your sad life and join our Minecraft server! We got grandpas crying over Indonesia trips, grandmas sending letters in advance – it’s a wild ride of emotions, man. God may be playing games with your love life, but on our server, you’ll find a new family. Who needs a social circle when you have a blocky world to explore? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the inevitable doom of your direct family in 3 years. Join now and let’s build a new future together!

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magic Items Found:	6298
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	131
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mines Excavated:	4530
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.