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SMP_MinecraftMaestro – >character uses funny/unusual musical instruments

Character, comedy, comedy series, Creative, Entertainment, episode, funny, funnyunusual, gtcharacter, humor, Instrument, Instruments, Music, Musical, musical talent, Outro, Played, quirky, Show, SMP_MinecraftMaestro, Soundtrack, television, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find players using funny and unusual musical instruments to serenade each other while mining for diamonds. Imagine a creeper getting distracted by a player playing the kazoo and dancing instead of exploding – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect here!

And at the end of each episode, our outro is played using a different instrument each time. From a cowbell solo to a recorder rendition of the Minecraft theme song, you never know what musical masterpiece you’ll hear next.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have fun, and make some unforgettable memories, join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

CheesecakeCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, Argument, braless, Cheesecake, Cheesecake Factory, CheesecakeCraft, comfortability, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Favorite, Flashing, inappropriately, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overdramatic, reaction, Restaurant, Server, Show, small chested, spilled coffee, STARING, to go

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3121	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly villagers start a flash mob dance party around you. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves, only to have them lead you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Bone of Power? And let’s not forget about the epic cheesecake battles that take place every Saturday night in our virtual Cheesecake Factory replica.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Hot Coffee Incident” event, where players must navigate a maze while avoiding servers with trays of scalding hot coffee. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft moments you’ll ever encounter. Who needs boring old anniversary dinners when you can have cheesecake battles and dance parties in the virtual world? Let the fun begin!

BabyMamaDramaCraft

absent parent, advice appreciated, BabyMamaDramaCraft, co parenting, Communication Issues, Emily, financial independence, full-ride scholarship, Guilt, high school pregnancy, judgment, long distance parenting, meek and shy, mental health, Mother of my child, opportunities, persistent parenting, single parenting, University, weekend visits

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of co-parenting with Emily, the mother of my child.

Imagine a world where you have to navigate the ups and downs of raising a child with someone who lives three hours away and only visits on holidays. Will you be able to handle the drama of weekend custody battles and emotional phone calls?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive in-game messages and guilt trips from NPC moms who just want you to be more present in your virtual child’s life. Will you be able to balance your Minecraft adventures with your co-parenting responsibilities?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to juggle parenting, relationships, and Minecraft building all at once. Who needs a soap opera when you have this Minecraft server?

ColdCaseSolver Minecraft SMP

cold case breakthroughs, cold case database, cold case detectives, cold case files, cold case investigations, cold case solutions, cold case squad, cold case suspects, cold case theories, cold case unit, cold case updates, cold case victims, Cold cases, ColdCaseSolver, forensic evidence, justice delayed, Minecraft, missing persons, smp, true crime, unresolved crimes, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is why someone keeps griefing your base? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a real-life detective show, but with blocks! Join us if you want to solve the ultimate cold case of who stole all the diamonds from the community chest. We’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure maps, and even a llama detective agency to help crack the case. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover the truth in the most epic mystery-solving adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyMania: What Men Want

appreciation, Communication, complexity, CraftyMania, emotions, Empathy, equality, Honesty, Listening, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7553
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Do you wish more women understood the struggle of finding diamonds in the deep dark caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of mining with your new female companions who totally get the importance of a good pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them. So come on, ladies, grab your swords and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

MapleCraft Kids Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian government, Charity, children, children’s welfare, conflict relief, crisis response, disaster response, donation, emergency funding, foreign assistance, global support, government aid, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international relations, Kids, MapleCraft, Minecraft, relief efforts, Server, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE CANADA, GIVING OUT MAD CASH TO HELP UKRAINE BUT INSTEAD OF KIDS, WE FOCUS ON BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SAVING PIXELATED SHEEP! JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN A BLOCKY WORLD, WHERE YOUR DONATIONS GO STRAIGHT TO CREATING A PIXEL PARADISE FOR ALL! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CANADIANCRAFTSERVERLOVE

BlockyTerroristsGone

airstrikes, BlockyTerroristsGone, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, Eliminated, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Israel Air Force, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, military operation, national security, northern Israel, regional tensions, Rockets, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist cell

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Towns Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us and help eliminate terrorist cells like Hezbollah in Minecraft! we got the Israel Air Force on our side, ready to blow up any baddies who try to mess with us. come join the fun and show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, because who doesn’t love shiny things, amirite? so come on, join the fight and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyPyramid: NoR*peZon3

advocacy, consent education, CraftyPyramid, Crime Prevention, cultural norms, egypt, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Legal System, legalization, Media influence, NoRpeZon3, pornography, public health, rape, sexual assault, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, taboo, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4388
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a land where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional exploding chicken).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant spiders, build a floating castle in the sky, or even ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And did I mention the secret underground disco club where skeletons breakdance to dubstep?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

LymeCraft DNA Study Server

Bacteria, Dna, DNA mapping, epidemiology, genetic diversity, genetics, genome sequencing, infectious diseases, Lyme Disease, LymeCraft, medical advancements, microbial ecology, microbiology, PATHOGEN, public health, research, scientific discovery, Server, species, study, tick-borne illnesses, vector-borne diseases, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Potions Brewed:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	558

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, DNA mapping of 47 different species of Lyme Disease. like, who even does that in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Lyme Disease expert in the virtual world. maybe you’ll even find a secret cure hidden in the pixels. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Lyme Disease together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

TinyPolitix Minecraft Server

1 year old, 1984 election, 1988 election, childhood development, early political awareness, ghetto upbringing, March 1983, Minecraft, Mondale, political awareness, political beliefs, political debates, Political Engagement, political interest, political knowledge, political maturity, political opinions, reagan, Server, simplistic political opinions, TinyPolitix

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Buildings Constructed:	43	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Emeralds Found:	3035
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2859

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and grown-up stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be if you want to debate politics with a toddler! That’s right, we have a player who claims to have been a political prodigy since the age of 1. From supporting Mondale over Reagan to wrecking adults in debates by the age of 5, this server is where the real political geniuses hang out. Join now for a chance to argue with a baby about foreign policy and trade agreements!