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The Goofy Golem – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Star Shards Collected:	153
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because the golec thread SMP is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Votes:	7850
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

The owner of the server “3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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PixelPunch – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a dragon battle in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the patch notes are more exciting than finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for insane battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on your heart.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!

Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match mixed with a comedy show hosted by the one and only Bill Cosby (not really, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a surprise guest appearance from your favorite WWE wrestler (just kidding, but a player named Stone Cold Steve Austin might show up). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Funny Women Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!

Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Farms Harvested:	698	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Picture this: Krillin from Dragon Ball Z has somehow found his way into the Minecraft world and he’s causing chaos everywhere he goes. Will he use his destructo disc to mine diamonds? Will he team up with creepers to take down Ender Dragons? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Krillin in Minecraft unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because Cretaceous Place is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!

So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.

RIP Minecraft Server Prodigy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7527	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a true legend too! Our production skills are so top-notch, even the Beatles would be jealous. We promise you’ll be rocking out to creeper explosions and zombie groans in no time. Who needs a yellow submarine when you can sail the high seas of our server with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor? Come join us and let’s make some legendary memories together!

SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6770
Dragons Tamed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have perfected “The LOL System,” a piece of technology that can analyze the most hilarious memories contained within your brain! Join us as we dive into the wacky world of Minecraft with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!