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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 965 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground cave filled with talking llamas who taught me how to fly with a magic carpet made out of enchanted pork chops. And then we all had a dance party with creepers and skeletons, it was lit AF!
But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have weekly llama races, where you can ride llamas around a track and try not to get blown up by TNT traps. And every full moon, we have a giant chicken jousting tournament where you ride chickens and try to knock each other off with giant carrots. It’s wild, man.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, what more could you ask for? Join now or miss out on all the insanity, bro!
