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OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

ExBlock-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, discomfort, Emotional healing, event planning, ex boyfriend, ExBlockBoyfriend, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, guest list, Minecraft, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, Server, Therapy, Trauma, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Votes:	2633
Mines Excavated:	3298	Dragon Eggs Found:	6414
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story.

Just like Clara’s relationship with her ex, our server is full of unexpected connections and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find your own ex lurking around a corner ready to apologize and cry their heart out.

And just like the OP in this story, you’ll have to make tough decisions that could impact the whole server. Will you invite your ex to your virtual wedding? Or will you put your foot down and keep the drama at bay?

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than therapy sessions and more exciting than a high school romance. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is waiting for you to make your mark!

Dad’sHouseNoSibsAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, DadsHouseNoSibsAllowed, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family home, Grief, Grieving Process, house ownership, house rules, Inheritance, Loss, party pad, personal space, property damage, Respect, sibling relationships, Siblings, Will

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	515108
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4066
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft world where you can build your own house without worrying about your brother and sister crashing your party!

Imagine a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet in your own virtual home. No more uninvited guests trashing the place and causing chaos. On our server, you are the king or queen of your own castle, and no one can tell you otherwise!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to enjoy a drama-free Minecraft experience, but you also get to explore crazy adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

defector, DefectorCraft, diplomat, diplomatic career, diplomatic relations, Ex-North Korean, foreign relations, government leadership, government official, government position, high-ranking, international news, Korean defector, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Minecraft, North Korea, political appointment, political asylum, political defection, Server, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8815
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	245
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Crops Grown:	5317	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3815	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

NoobAvoidanceCraft

abhorrence, Abomination, antipathy, aversion, avoidance, detestation, disdain, disgust, distaste, fear, hesitation, Loathing, NoobAvoidanceCraft, not even once, Phobia, refusal, rejection, reluctance, repugnance, resistance, won’t even try

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ores Mined:	9497	Meteorites Collected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!