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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 946 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!
And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!
So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!