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NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5231	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Votes:	2093

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Potions Brewed:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	710580	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Potions Brewed:	88	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Villages Defended:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	823	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3008
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!