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CraftyCreeperz: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance party! #29

29.., all hope is over, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, Dance, Japan, Party, Resist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9615
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Mines Excavated:	3518
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Buildings Constructed:	39
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Animals Bred:	80	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to all hope because on our server, Japan has taken over and turned everything upside down!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle samurais, dodge ninja attacks, and try to survive in a world where sushi reigns supreme. But hey, at least the cherry blossoms are pretty, right?

So if you’re ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a Japan-ified world!

Snowy Creeper Revenge: Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

AMA, black man, collide, controversial, creeper, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, explosions, History, interracial dating, Liberation, prejudice, race relations, relationships, Revenge, Slavery, Snowy, social justice, societal issues, Stereotypes, white women

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Magic Items Found:	8282
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Animals Bred:	51
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace diversity in all forms, even in dating preferences! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate revenge for centuries of slavery by dating exclusively white women in the virtual world. Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy stories, just like the one of our founder who is on a mission to shake things up in the dating world. So come on in and let’s have some fun together! Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… or pixels.

FinlandCraft: Where Average Americans Can Finally Enjoy Finland Without Leaving Home

Adventure, AMERICANS, Average, Average American, culture, discovery, Enjoy, enjoying, Experience, Exploration, Finally, finland, FinlandCraft, Food, Foreign, home, Immersion, Language, LEAVING, Lifestyle, Nature, new, Nordic, Outdoor, Scandinavian, SightSeeing, travel

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mines Excavated:	1667
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	3301
Ores Mined:	4651	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a trip to Finland without ever leaving your computer chair! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a sauna filled with creepers relaxing and sipping on some hot cocoa. Or how about riding a polar bear through the snowy tundra while battling zombie reindeer? And don’t even get me started on the epic Viking battles that take place every Friday night. So come join us and experience the wacky world of Finland like never before! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

Crafty Creepers: Where even Steve thinks he can fix Her

acceptance, CHANGE, compassion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Empathy, FIX, Fixing relationships, forgiveness, growth, healing, love, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Redemption, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, steve, Support, Therapy, Thinks, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers and their attitude problems? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fix them! That’s right, no more dealing with snarky comments and eye rolls, just grab your tools and show those villagers who’s boss. Join us and show them who’s the real Minecraft master!

Down Under Disasters: Minecraft Mayhem Edition

#youtube, Australia, Australia riots, breaking out, Chaos, civil disturbance, current events, Disasters, Edition, Live, mainstream media, MAYHEM, media coverage, Minecraft, News, protest, Riots, second attack, Shutdown, Social Issues, stabbing attack, Unrest, Video, violence

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Void Gems Collected:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos is just beginning! Join us as we navigate through a world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the riots breaking out in Australia. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to unleash their inner rebel without causing any real-life mayhem.

Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so wild that even mainstream media is trying frantically to shut it down. That’s right, we’re causing such a stir that they can’t handle the madness we bring to the virtual world.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything can happen. From unexpected stabbings to riots that come out of nowhere, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity!

OofCraft: The Sequel – ‘i have bad news bros pt. 2’

bad, bros, brother, Choker, Church, church girl, compliments, cute, emasculating, flirty, gay fantasies, knee socks, Laundry, Move, News, OofCraft, Phone, self insert, Sequel, Soccer, soccer player, Story, Surprise, thigh highs, yaoi

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	New Chunks Explored:	742184
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got church flirtations, yaoi fantasies, and knee socks that will make you question your masculinity. Who needs a boring old love triangle when you can have a love square with a twist?

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and uncovering scandalous secrets. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama-filled adventures that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, disastrous leadership, failed presidency, inadequate leadership, incapable leader, Incompetence, ineffective, ineptitude, lack of experience, lack of leadership skills, leadership, leadership failure, leadership incompetence, political failure, poor decision making, president, presidential inadequacy, presidential incompetence, presidential ineffectiveness, Skills, unfit for office, Unqualified, useless president, weak leadership

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	3221	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

Bratwurst & Blocks: Craft your way through Germania!

Adventure, Ancient, blocks, bratwurst, Craft, culture, discovery, Epic, Europe, Experience, Exploration, folklore, germania, History, Immersive, Journey, Legends, Live your myth, mythical beings, Mythology, storytelling, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Emeralds Found:	5247	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in Germania, you can live out your wildest myths and fantasies!

Join us on a server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

Explore our vast world filled with majestic castles, mystical forests, and secret underground lairs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! In Germania, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil sorcerers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Germania and let the adventure begin!

Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Adventures, asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, fear, global rules, Hiatus, Hide, Husbands, ignore, Links, Nise Menhera, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Tread, twitch, twitter, VOD, Who

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3686
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Votes:	3708	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

5/10, 6’2, being white, CREEPERS, GOD, guy, Indian, kms, Korean, lean, long trail tags, love, NEET, privileged, SnowyCraft, tags, White

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9402	Gods Slained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	290	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!