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ExParentalAdvisory

adoption, Apology, baby, bad parent, congratulations, ex, ExParentalAdvisory, Friends, groceries, insult, joking, LAUGH, Lesbian, Niece, relationship, SPLIT, step, Store, time and place, Wife

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

Accountability, age, age limit, constitution, Decision making, Democracy, election process, Experience, government officials, ideal age, law, leadership, legislation, Limit, lol, Maturity, policy making, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, public service, qualifications, term limits, united states

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mines Excavated:	1333	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	26	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

Africa, blockybattles, Burkina Faso, BurkinaMassacre, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, global security, Government, humanitarian crisis, International, jihadi attack, military intervention, News, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, terrorism response, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mines Excavated:	1023
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

2D vision, 3d model, brain function, brain perception, cognitive function, cognitive processing, Depth Perception, dimensional reality, mental imagery, neural pathways, optical illusion, perceptual experience, perspective shift, PixelatedMindCraft, sensory input, sensory perception, spatial awareness, spatial representation, visual cognition, visual interpretation, visual processing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	4214
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

1.20.2, Angarath, Avoiding, brewery system, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, fighters, Knights, Mage, miners, Player Economy, Players, playerskins, PRETEND, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Smithing, SNACKS, sneak, Strategic Wars, TANK, teachers, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Towns Built:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

character-driven, critically acclaimed, cult classic, emotional storytelling, fan favorite, good RPG, Indie developer, indie game, indie hit, innovative gameplay, Minecraft, moral choices, multiple endings, nostalgic vibes, pixel art, PixelPiggy, retro style, role-playing game, Server, toby fox, Undertale, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

castration, Celibacy, coping mechanisms, Desperation, emasculation, Extreme Measures, Frustration, hormonal imbalance, Horniness, horny, HORNYCRAFT, impulse control, libido, mental health, self-care, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual urges, smp, Therapy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

advantageous, beneficial, EASY, Effective, efficient, Effortless, EffortlessCraft, Fruitful, high reward, low effort, minimal effort, Productive, Profitable, Quick, Simple, valuable, worth it, Worthwhile

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Star Shards Collected:	133	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ores Mined:	3172
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

#announcement, Canada, Canadian economy, Economy, employment, foreign nationals, Government, immigration changes, international workers, job market, Labor, Minecraft, policy, reduction, REFORMS, regulations, Server, skilled workers, temporary, temporary foreign workers, trudeau, Trudeaus, work permits, work visas, workers

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Buildings Constructed:	41
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

Activist, anti-war, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Lonely death, Music, musician, Pavel Kushnir, pianist, PianoCraftWarrior, political prisoner, Prison, Protester, Remembrance, russia, Russian, Silence, solitary, Solo, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!