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BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

advocacy, Alarming, Awareness, BlockyBash, Boys, child abuse, education, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, Justice, mental health, pixels, Prevention, Protect, Protection, Reporting, sexual violence, Support, Trauma, UNICEF

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

balanced diet, beets, colorful dishes, creative cooking, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, delicious recipes, food combination, fresh ingredients, Fruit, fruit salad, Healthy Eating, nutritious meals, plant based diet, regular salad, salad, summer salads, tasty treats, unexpected pairings, unique flavors, vegetarian option, vibrant colors

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

alive, BlockyVaxCraft, cardiovascular disease, Covid-19, Craft, death, health outcomes, heart attack, hospitalized, increased risk, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, mortality, pandemic, preventative measures, public health, research, respiratory illness, risk factor, stay, Stroke, unvaccinated adults, vaccination

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Farms Harvested:	605
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

A, Analysis, Anime, Characters, criticism, Disappointment, discussion, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, GENERIC, isekai, Minecraft, opinion, Overrated, Plot, Popular, review, series, Server, SLOP, SlopCraft, world-building

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Dimension Hops:	2	Votes:	2794
Emeralds Found:	7457	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

almost there, anticipation, clock-watching, countdown, determination, exhaustion, Friday feeling, HOURS, long hours, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Poland, push through, Relaxation, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starts.., Time management, weekend, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

air bag, broken arm, brother, BrotherlyBucksNoBlame, Casino, casino trip, child support debt, disagreement, drunk driver, family, Fault, front teeth, injury, Lawyer, MONEY, personal injury, quick cash, RESPONSIBILITY, SETTLEMENT, sibling, teeth

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Animals Bred:	134
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

BelieveItOrNotMC, bizarre encounters, bizarre occurrences, bizarre stories, mysterious happenings, mysterious tales, odd encounters, outlandish stories, paranormal experiences, smp, Strange But True, strange experiences, strange occurrences, strange phenomena, supernatural stories, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable but true, unbelievable events, unbelievable narratives, unbelievable tales, unexplainable events, weird happenings

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Crops Grown:	5708

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

career advancement, Career Growth, job challenges, job experience, job insights, job knowledge, job learning opportunities, job lessons, job progression, job reflection, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Job skills, job skills enhancement, JobCraft, learning opportunities, Master, professional development, skills development, TRADES, work environment, work experience, workplace culture

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3837	Rune Stones Activated:	4

If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Night Owl Network

circadian rhythm, depression, depressive episodes, evening person, Evening types, insomnia, late night activities, late sleepers, longer delays in falling asleep, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, Network, night, night owls, OWL, psychological well-being, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

Barefoot, candid shots, Candids, feet, feet fetish, feet pics, foot fetish, Foot modeling, Foot photography, Foot selfie, footwear, Friends, Girls, IRL, Life, Minecraft, pedicure, personal photos, real, Server, social media, socials, Soles, Toes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	4790
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Animals Bred:	157	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣