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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

bereavement, blocktopia, burial, coping with death, death, Dying, end of life, final breath, Funeral, Grief, hospice care, last moments, Loss, Minecraft, mortality, palliative care, passing away, Sadness, saying goodbye, Server, sorrow, Terminal Diagnosis, terminal illness

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, things are literally dying to meet you! That’s right, zombies, skeletons, creepers – you name it, they’re all just waiting for you to come and join the fun!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ways to protect yourself from the undead horde. From enchanted diamond armor to potions that make you invisible, you’ll have everything you need to survive and thrive in this crazy world.

And if fighting mobs isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of other activities to keep you entertained. How about riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at your friends? Or building a giant statue of a chicken out of solid gold blocks? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – JustCraftedThis

combat system, compelling stories, CraftyCrafterMC, FF15, Fun games, Gaming, Gaming Community, Jrpg, JRPG recommendations, JRPGs, JustCraftedThis, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts style, modern JRPG, pc games, PC Gaming, PC Port, Real-time combat, Sequel, smp, square JRPG, turn based tactics, yakuza 0

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	664	Magic Items Found:	5816
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ores Mined:	5931	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

So you’ve conquered the pixelated world of Minecraft, but now you’re craving something more… epic? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual landscape, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of mischievous players ambush you with a herd of exploding sheep! Or how about the time when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky, only to watch them plummet back down to earth in a spectacular fashion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about building and surviving – it’s about creating unforgettable memories with a community of like-minded gamers who share your passion for all things Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs just waiting to be explored…

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures that the virtual world has to offer. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of our server, known far and wide for your daring deeds and wacky antics. See you in the game, adventurer!

SisBirthVSSurgery Minecraft Server

aita, Childbirth, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cosmetic surgery, Decision making, Dilemma, emotional impact, family, family dynamics, long-term planning, Minecraft, missing birth, personal choice, Priorities, relationships, Server, SisBirthVSSurgery, sister, Support, surgery, timing conflict, Understanding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can undergo surgery and attend a birth at the same time – no need to choose between the two! Plus, if your sister starts spreading rumors about your surgery schedule, you can just block her in-game and avoid all the drama.

Don’t wait for time slots to open up months later – join our server now and start crafting your own adventure! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft?

KidneyCraft: Boundaries Edition

Boundaries, boundary issues, Edition, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family loyalty, family obligations., Family Support, kidney failure, Kidney Transplant, KidneyCraft, life choices, organ donation, personal boundaries, personal sacrifice, personal well-being, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, strained relationships

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ores Mined:	1337	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in setting boundaries and protecting your well-being, just like our player who refused to donate a kidney to their brother!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can explore endless worlds, build magnificent structures, and maybe even find a kidney donor in the process (just kidding, we don’t actually provide medical services).

Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of self-care and saying no to toxic relationships. So come on in and let’s build a kidney-shaped castle together (just kidding again, that would be weird).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your virtual kidneys or anything else. Play on our server and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone asks for a kidney transplant!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

child abuse, children’s rights, controversy, CraftyKids, criminal justice, cultural norms, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, iraq, law, Legal System, legalize, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, morality, pedophilia, public outcry, religious beliefs, Server, sexual exploitation, Social Issues

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Animals Bred:	133	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

haha, u think that’s cray cray? well, come join our minecraft server where we have a law that can legalize riding pigs as a mode of transportation! yep, u heard me right, forget about horses, pigs are the new way to get around in our world.

but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they have special powers and can trade you the rarest items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they actually just want emeralds).

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion in the middle of the map? legend has it that if you spend the night there, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. but watch out, he’s a bit explosive when he gets excited.

so come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). see you there, pig riders!

CraftyKyivWarriors

aggression, Border dispute, border skirmish, Conflict, CraftyKyivWarriors, cross-border attack, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, RETALIATION, russia, security breach, sovereignty violation, territorial violation, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and launch cross-border attacks like the Ukrainians did into Russia? Well, guess what, on our server u can do just that! We got crazy battles, epic raids, and all the chaos u could ever want. Join now and be part of the madness! Plus, our admins are like wizards who can make ur wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what u waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BPA Boys & Blockheads

autism, bisphenol A, Blockheads, Boys, BPA, cells, chemical exposure, developmental disorders, environmental toxins, food packaging, health risks, higher levels, Mice, neurodevelopmental conditions, new analysis, people, Plastics, Pregnant Women, research findings, small studies, urine samples

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	373462
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more plastics and autism than you can shake a stick at! our levels of bisphenol A are through the roof, just like our crazy adventures. we have pregnant women peeing out BPA like it’s nobody’s business, all to create the most epic gaming experience for you.

we’ve got studies in people, cells in a dish, and even mice getting in on the action. who knew autism could be so fun? come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of plastic-loving, autism-inducing gamers like us? it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Aqua’s Almighty Minecraft Server

Almighty, Anime, Aqua, Aquas, digital entertainment, entertainment industry, Gaming, higher powers, Idol, internet culture, Japanese media, less than 50%, Minecraft, online personalities, ownership, Server, streaming, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, Virtual talents, virtual world, Vtuber, Yagoo

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1329
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the owners actually own more than 50%? Well, look no further because on our server, Yagoo owns less than 50% – talk about a power struggle! Join us for epic battles between Yagoo and the rest of the staff as they fight for control of the server. Will Yagoo finally take over or will the rebellion prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen. Plus, we have flying pigs, diamond-encrusted llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

RighteousMC SMP – When You’re Right, You’re Mining!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3968
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens throwing eggs at players, and villagers breakdancing in the town square.

Our server is the only place where you can find diamond ore that sings show tunes, and where the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Not to mention, our Nether is filled with lava that tastes like hot sauce and ghasts that shoot fireballs shaped like emojis.

If you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Remember, when you’re right, you’re right…but when you’re on our server, you’re in for a crazy good time!

BoyfriendBedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Boundaries, BoyfriendBedtimeBattles, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Frustration, individual needs, living together, Minecraft, nighttime routine, personal space, personal time, pet care, quality time, relationship, Respect, self-care, Server, sleep routine, Understanding, work schedule

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	285	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing a bedroom with someone who falls asleep at 8:30pm? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with late-night shenanigans and no bedtime restrictions!

On our server, you won’t have to brush your teeth in the dark or tiptoe around trying not to wake up your partner. We have plenty of virtual bathrooms with doors and lights that won’t disturb anyone’s beauty sleep.

Don’t feel guilty for staying up past 8pm anymore! Our server encourages you to stay up as late as you want, no sad sighs or guilt trips allowed. And if your partner tries to force themselves to stay awake just to keep you company, we’ll have a virtual intervention to set things straight.

Join now and experience the freedom of staying up past bedtime without any judgment or restrictions. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds all night long? Let’s make bedtime a thing of the past on this hilarious Minecraft server!