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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7361 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where not masturbating is the key to success! Join us and become a whole new person as you resist the urge to touch yourself.
Our server is filled with magical creatures who will guide you on your journey to self-control. From unicorn pigs to dragon chickens, you’ll never be bored as you strive to keep your hands off.
But beware, if you give in to temptation and touch yourself, you’ll be banished to the Land of Shame where you’ll have to mine diamonds with your bare hands for eternity.
So come join us and save yourself from the perils of self-love. You’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of resisting temptation in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
