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Ethereal Realms 1.21.1

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers but with a twist! Imagine a world where pigs fly and cows dance the cha-cha, that’s what you’ll find here!

Forget boring old servers where you just mine and build, here you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil llamas with laser eyes!

And get this, every time you dig a hole, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Who needs diamonds when you have a unicorn army at your disposal?

Plus, the owner of the server is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to all new players. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of hospitality anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising).

PupPatrol Minecraft Server

animal welfare, apartment living, barking dog, Communication, community relations, dog behavior, dog walking, Minecraft, neighborhood disputes, neighbors, pet behavior, pet care, pet complaints, pet exercise, pet noise, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet-friendly community, pet-friendly housing, pet-friendly neighbors, PupPatrol, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors and instead join a community of friendly players who actually take care of their virtual pets!

Join us and leave behind the barking dog madness of the real world, where you can explore our vast virtual world filled with endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for rare resources, and battle epic monsters – all without the annoying noise of a neglected pooch in the background.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the barking dog drama for good! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pets are much better behaved than those real-life troublemakers.

BrothersGFNoBdayInvites

18th birthday, Birthday, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, brother, BrothersGFNoBdayInvites, celebration, Dinner, expensive, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Girlfriend, guest list, party planning, personal preference, relationships, sibling relationships, Siblings, social etiquette, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Animals Bred:	106
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5183
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Votes:	4040
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Are you tired of dealing with annoying siblings and their even more annoying partners in real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building the coolest virtual world ever!

Join us and escape the awkwardness of family gatherings by creating your own epic structures and exploring new realms with your online friends. No need to worry about inviting unwanted guests to your virtual birthday party – here, you’re the boss and you can kick out anyone who doesn’t spark joy!

So come on over and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way through the ultimate family-free Minecraft experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise? Join now and leave the family feuds behind!

MythBustMinecraftSMP

BIZARRE, chilling tale, creepy, eerie, folklore, ghost story, Haunted, local legend, Mysterious, mysterious events, Myth, MythBustMinecraftSMP, Paranormal, Real Life, spooky, strange, Supernatural, true story, unexplained, urban legend, urban myth

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

OMG, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server where players say there’s a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples?! Like, totally insane, right?! And get this, apparently if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical realm where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil unicorns! I heard one player even found a talking sheep who gives out OP weapons if you tell him a funny joke! Like, what even is reality anymore?! You gotta join this server ASAP and uncover all the wacky urban legends that are actually true! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyToxicTweets

addiction, attention seeking, cancel culture, comparison, CraftyToxicTweets, cyberbullying, echo chambers, fake news, filter bubbles, Harassment, influencer culture, mental health, Misinformation, Negativity, online hate, privacy concerns, social media, Toxicity, trolling, validation seeking

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Tired of dealing with toxic social media drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only toxicity you’ll find is from the creepers blowing up your base! Our community is so wholesome, even the skeletons say please and thank you before shooting arrows at you. Plus, rumor has it our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. So leave the Twitter trolls behind and come build some epic structures with us instead!

HostageHaven Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, ceasefire deal, Conflict, diplomatic failure, gaza, Hamas, Hamas violation, hostage situation, hostage status report, HostageHaven, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace negotiations, Politics, security breach, Server, Terrorism, truce breakdown, VIOLATION

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5012	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like, everrrr. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil zombies.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, we have this thing where if you find a golden carrot, you get to ride a dragon around the server and breathe fire on your enemies. it’s like, totally rad.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that tells jokes? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

ElonCraft: Beyond Nazi Guilt!

Accountability, chair, Comments.., controversy, criticism, Dangerous, elon musk, ElonCraft, Ethics, Genocide, germany, Guilt, History, Holocaust, leadership, long tail tag, memorial, nazi, Nazi guilt, public figure, RESPONSIBILITY, societal impact, world war II

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Villages Defended:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And guess what? Elon Musk is there too, but he’s like, “Yo, forget about all that Nazi guilt stuff, let’s just build some epic stuff in Minecraft!” And then the Holocaust memorial chair is like, “Bro, that’s dangerous, we can’t just forget about history like that!” But Elon is all like, “Nah, let’s just have fun and build crazy stuff together!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky Minecraft server where history gets thrown out the window and Elon Musk is your building buddy, then you gotta join us ASAP! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Fungi Mosquito Eliminator

biocontrol, biotechnology, disease control, ELIMINATION, Eliminator, environmental impact, fungal infections, Fungal Solutions, Fungi, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetically engineered, malaria, Malaria Eradication, malaria prevention, mosquito, mosquito control, mosquito-borne diseases, mosquitoes, public health, vector control

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we got genetically engineered fungi to eliminate them pesky malaria mosquitoes! No more buzzing around your head while you tryna build your epic castle, fam!

We got these fungi that straight up yeet those suckers into oblivion, like, bye bye suckas! And guess what? The fungi also make your crops grow super fast, like, you plant a potato and BAM! Instant potato party!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, ninja chickens! They’ll peck your enemies to oblivion while you sit back and sip on a potion of swag.

So come on down to our server, where the fungi are fierce, the loot is legendary, and the ninja chickens are ready to rumble. Let’s get this party started, baby!

ReigniteMC

Active, banned items, Community, Craftoria, Custom Features, exciting gameplay, free to play, Friendly, Fun, long-term commitment, Minecraft, modpacks, Network, performance-driven, ReigniteMC, Reliable, Server, software, Stable, Support, tech revolution, transparency, vision

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8473	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	3527
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	24

About ReigniteMC

ReigniteMC is a no-pay-to-win Minecraft community focused on delivering a fun, friendly, and performance-driven experience for all players. Leave the server maintenance and costs to us, and enjoy worry-free gaming!

Why Join Us?

Reliable & Stable Servers
Dedicated Support
Long-Term Commitment
Exciting Gameplay
Latest Modpacks
Clear Vision & Full Transparency
Free To Play
No Banned Items
Active Community

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Version	World Size	Hosted In	Resets	Active Playerbase	IP-Address
Craftoria	1.8.0	10,000	Europe — Works in US	When necessary	Active	craftoria.reignitemc.com
Tech Revolution	1.3.8	10,000	Europe — Works in US	When necessary	Active	tech.reignitemc.com
All The Mods 10	2.28	10,000	Europe — Works in US	When necessary	Active	atm10.reignitemc.com
DeceasedCraft	5.5.5	10,000	Europe — Works in US	When necessary	Active	dec.reignitemc.com:22350

Discord

Want to take part in a growing community? Have any questions? Join our discord today at dc.reignitemc.com

Holo Freedom Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Autonomy, Choice, conformity, desire, freedom, Holo, holo council, holo culture, holo identity, holo lore, Holo Myth, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, members, Realm, Rebellion, rebellion against authority, reine, restrictions, rules

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna be like Reine and do whatever the heck you want in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server. Like, seriously, Reine is like the queen of doing her own thing and not caring what anyone else thinks. You wanna be a Minecraft boss like her? Then this server is where it’s at. Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, man. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here. Don’t be a basic holo member, be a Reine and rule the Minecraft world, baby.