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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4443 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 294 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
