Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool kids out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a horde of mutant llamas, mine for diamonds in a bottomless pit, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, who will challenge you to a duel for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion.
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Calling this a survival server would be an understatement. Rather this server acts as a way for people to experience power, loss, and greed. Kingdoms are likely to form and with them, so are alliances. Wars can break out, spying can occur and betrayals can happen.
Intentions: This server will at its core be built for the players. You are free to build and conquer any area you see fit. Your medieval kingdom can stretch the whole server if time allows. Admins are there to serve the players and their wants.
Basic Guidelines: This server is medieval. There is no modern. Nordic, Rustic, etc.. building types are fine but nothing industrial or modern (this also means steampunk). No skyscrapers or car roads. War is not all-out griefing and chaos. When your group exceeds 5 players, you can form a kingdom.
Do you like living life on the edge? Are you a master of mind games and gambling? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can test your luck and skills in a virtual world like never before.
Our server is so popular that even the villagers in Minecraft have heard about it and are lining up to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon himself is a regular player and always bets his precious dragon eggs on the line.
Join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart your opponents and come out on top. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the games begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where human males interact with female anthros in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for post-game interviews, bunker games, and survivors of a shattered world (Ch. 14 – spoiler alert: they all end up dancing the Macarena together).
Ever wondered what a sneezy wolf looks like? Or how about summoning a little mischief with hooves, horrors, and hatchlings? Our server has it all! From loveless incantations to blood, steel, and ego (Ch. 8 – the ego gets its own character development arc), we’ve got stories that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for wilderness hearts (Ch. 14 – where the trees have feelings and the rivers tell jokes), a chance connection (spoiler: it’s with a talking pineapple), and tiger milk (it’s exactly what it sounds like, but with a twist).
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join now and become part of the craziest community of human males and female anthros on the internet!
Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQIA+ SMP!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.
Why Choose Us?
Stability
Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and instantly found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil mobs with nothing but a spoon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Just be careful not to get a cavity!
Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge them? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So what are you waiting for? Join nintendo 17736 today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where Bussy Kouki, the future world champion of Minecraft, rules the land!
Legend has it that Bussy Kouki can build a castle in under 10 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword. Join our server and witness the epic battles between Bussy Kouki and the evil mobs that dare to challenge him.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of Minecraft. From diamond-encrusted pigs to enchanted golden carrots, you’ll never run out of treasures to discover.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of Bussy Kouki’s quest for domination in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our economy is so messed up, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and confusion. And guess what? Israel is dying! But don’t worry, we’ve got a plan – we’re gonna make all the non-Jewish players super anti-semitic so the Jews will have to flee to Israel in a dramatic escape. Join us for the most insane and unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!
