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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1281 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 317 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Crops Grown: | 9930 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7296 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!