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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9529 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 1172 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!