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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3823 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 658 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
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