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Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3086
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, awaiting sentencing, bbq, blowing it out of proportion, crown court, DAUGHTER, Drama, family bbq, Guilty, guy, harm, husband, indecent images, magistrates, Minecraft, out of order, parents, potential harm, refusing, Safe, serious, Server, sisters

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Potions Brewed:	167	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

NoBabysitNoProblem

Babysitting, babysitting challenges, complicated deliveries, family communication, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, NoBabysitNoProblem, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling fights, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry management, sibling rivalry solutions, sisterly love.

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Are you tired of babysitting two little demons in disguise? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry hell! Join us and leave the screaming matches and toy-throwing behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where hugs actually work (we promise, no fighting cats here)!

Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting these two sisters, you can handle anything Minecraft throws at you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape the real world for a place where sibling rivalry is a thing of the past (unless you count PvP battles, but those are way more fun)? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPleasurePalace

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8613	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of trying to impress the ladies with your fancy cars and smooth dance moves, only to find out they’re not impressed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate aphrodisiac for the ladies! Join us and watch as women swoon over your pixelated creations and epic redstone contraptions. Who needs a six-pack when you have a six-story castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

Forget about trying to impress women with outdated pickup lines and cheesy compliments. On our server, all you need to do is show off your epic building skills and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Trust us, nothing gets the ladies going like a man who knows his way around a crafting table.

So why waste your time and money on fancy dinners and expensive gifts when you can join our Minecraft server and have women falling at your virtual feet? Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from forever alone to the king of the server in just one week. Join now and start building your way to a love life that’s blocky but beautiful!

KurskKontrolCraft1000

Commander, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, forces, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKontrolCraft1000, Military, Military operations, military strategy, occupation, russia, Russian Invasion, square kilometers, territorial expansion, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Love Letters Sent:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the top Ukrainian commander is in charge and he’s like taking over Russia’s Kursk region? Well, now’s your chance, bro! We’ve got 1,000 square kilometers of pure Minecraft madness for you to explore and conquer. Join us if you want to be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free cake every Friday and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks!

FireCraft: EuroHeatwave

air pollution, athens, carbon emissions, carbon pollution, climate change, climate crisis, death toll, environmental impact, environmental policy, EuroHeatwave, Europe, european union, extreme weather, FIRECRAFT, global warming, health crisis, Heat Waves, heat-related deaths, hot weather, natural disasters, public health, Wildfires

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Magic Items Found:	4683	Chimeras Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

yo, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the weather in europe last year – HOT AF. we got so much carbon pollution, it’s like a party for the planet. but don’t worry, we won’t let u die like those 50,000 peeps, we got u covered.

our server is so fire, it’s like them wildfires in athens, but in a good way. u gonna be burning up with excitement when u see all the crazy builds and epic battles we got going on. trust me, it’s gonna be a BLAST.

so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is gonna be hotter than a heatwave in europe. just make sure to bring some sunscreen, cuz things are about to get LIT.

MytharaCraft

Active owner, Adventure, All Versions Supported, Builder, Chest Protections, Community, community-driven, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Dynamic economy, Earth, Earth Map, Earth Towny, Economy, leader, Live Map, minecraft server, Mining world, MytharaCraft, Survival, Towny, towny adventure, Towny Plugin, trader..

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to MytharaCraft: An Earth Towny Adventure! Embark on an epic journey in MytharaCraft, a unique Earth Towny Minecraft server where you can explore a meticulously crafted 1:500 scale replica of our planet. Create your own town or join an existing nation, forge alliances, and engage in a vibrant community-driven economy.

Key Features: Real-World Map, Towny Plugin, Dynamic Economy, No Pay2Win, Cross-Platform, All Versions Supported, Mining World, Active Owner, Chest Protections, Live Map, No Earth Resets Join MytharaCraft today and be a part of a dynamic community where adventure and creativity know no bounds. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a savvy trader, or an ambitious leader, there’s a place for you in the world of MytharaCraft. NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVICE. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG OR MICROSOFT.

MytharaCraft.mcserv.fun:19850

Welcome to The Vanilla Nations: Crescenta – Where the nations are made up and the roleplay doesn’t matter!

3d, armor trims, auction house, Banner Tweaks, Biomes, Brewery, Colonist Towny, Community, Crescenta, Custom terrain, Diplomacy, Discord, doesnt, Dorado, Economy, GSit, matter, Nations, netherite, Roleplay, smp, Spice, Vanilla, voice chat, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.21 + 1.21.1 Java
Discord Link	Crescenta Discord

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations/SMP, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds
Custom world generation
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap
Proximity Voice Chat
Resource balancing tweaks
Community flavor plugins

World Reset

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21 + 1.21.1 Java.
Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using this link.
Is there a world reset?	Yes, we just had a world reset, and the new world is called Dorado.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	We request that players be 13 years or older due to Discord’s 13+ age policy.

RadioheadCraft Server

Alternative, Band, Jonny Greenwood, Listening, long tail, Music, Radiohead, RadioheadCraft, Rock, Server, Thom Yorke

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds while listening to the same old boring music? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we only listen to Radiohead while we build and explore! Why? Because nothing gets your creative juices flowing like Thom Yorke’s haunting voice and Jonny Greenwood’s sick guitar riffs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where all the creepers and skeletons go to let loose and dance the night away. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the moonwalk.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly. Just be careful not to eat too many or you might turn into a pig.

So come join us on our Radiohead-infused Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Let’s get crafting, baby!

SkinnyBoysSlayinMinecraftSMP

appealing, attractiveness, attractiveness standards, body image, body positivity, charming, Confidence, cute, desirable, handsome, Masculinity, physical appearance, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-perception, Sexy, skinny boys, SkinnyBoysSlayinMinecraftSMP, slender, Thin, thin men

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Farms Harvested:	329
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a skinny boy who doesn’t realize how cute and sexy they are! We believe in boosting self-esteem through pixelated adventures and building epic structures.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, like building a house entirely out of cake or taming a herd of explosive llamas. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

But fear not, because our community is always ready to lend a hand or a diamond sword in times of need. So come on, embrace your inner skinny boy and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover your true potential…and maybe even find love in a blocky world.