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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8788 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1745 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2337 |
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