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RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Votes:	9041
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	216
Animals Bred:	105	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	480410	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	6777	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5863
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

66388973, adult content, ANONYMOUS, Buying, Community, discussion, Edition, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, forum, ftt, Intimacy, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, Server, sharing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉

Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

Adopted, adoption, BIRTHDAYS, Blood, Bond, brother, Dads, Employee, experiences, family, Father, holidays, IMPORTANCE, invalidating, Legal, NotSoSonny, only child, pressured, relationship, sibling, Situation, Son, squad

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Runes Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!

AnnoyingAF Minecraft Server

aggravating language, aggravating sayings, annoying idioms, annoying phrases, annoying words, AnnoyingAF, bothersome language, bothersome phrases, frustrating sayings, frustrating words, grating language, irksome expressions, irritating cliches, irritating expressions, irritating pet peeves, irritating phrases, irritating sayings, Minecraft, most annoying phrase, Pet Peeves, Server, vexing phrases, vexing words

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you get blown up by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as bad at the game as you want and still have a blast building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your creations? That’s right, no more worrying about trolls ruining your hard work – our llama squad has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to “git gud” at is having a good time.

Creeper Charm School

arrogance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Charm, Confidence, creeper, DATING, ENTITLEMENT, fashion, Girls, Grooming, guys, humor, hygiene, intelligence, Manners, misconceptions, Personality, Preferences, relationships, School, Unattractive

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the creepers are the only ones trying to slide into your DMs.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most talented llama architects in the world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive in-game events. From llama rodeos to diamond scavenger hunts, we’ve got activities that will make you forget all about real life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a sneaky creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

FlexCraft: Black Sea Blunders

aggression, Black, Black sea, Blunders, Conflict, cover, Defense, Diplomacy, embarrassing losses, flex, FlexCraft, Geopolitical, international relations, Maritime, Military, naval capabilities, naval mission, power play, russia, sea, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, US official

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Mines Excavated:	1230
Farms Harvested:	260	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

lol u know what’s not embarrassing? joining our minecraft server! we got more action than russia’s navy, that’s for sure. come sail the high seas of blocks and show off your building skills. who needs a naval mission when you can conquer the virtual world with your friends? plus, we have secret treasure hidden all over the map – find it and become the richest player on the server. forget about real life drama, join us for some epic minecraft fun!