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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9818 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 4687 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 454 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have built their own empire and are looking for new recruits to join their ranks.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have developed a potion that turns players into potatoes for a day. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate the world as a spud!
So, what are you waiting for? Pitch us your craziest ideas for the sequel and join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will definitely be a hilarious time)!
