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Minecraft SMP: FinalFantasyCraft

Characters, Clusterfuck, console game, controversial, criticism, design choices, Development, FANTASY, Final Fantasy 15, FinalFantasyCraft, game design, gameplay, japanese, long tail tags, Minecraft, open world, RPG, smoking, smp, Square Enix, Story, video game, WTF

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	48	Void Armor Forged:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Farms Harvested:	286
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, where you never know what absurdity you’ll encounter next. From riding llamas into battle against evil chickens to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks, the possibilities are endless.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a journey that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – even if it involves riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

FiancéFollyCraft

Apology, arguments, Communication, credibility, Effort, Endurance, escalation, feelings, Fiance, FiancéFollyCraft, FITNESS, hurt, hypertrophy, Logic, misunderstanding, muscle growth, Petty, relationships, Stamina, studying, Victim

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mines Excavated:	2725
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Towns Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can settle arguments with logic and reasoning? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of debating with your fellow players over the most random topics, just like this couple arguing about muscle growth vs. stamina.

Who needs swords and pickaxes when you have the power of words to conquer your foes? Show off your debate skills and outsmart your opponents to claim victory and bragging rights. Plus, if you ever feel like things are getting too heated, just remember to take a deep breath and type out a well-thought-out response like our feisty couple here.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate logic warrior in our Minecraft server! Who knew virtual arguments could be so entertaining?

WorkplaceWackiness Minecraft SMP

anecdote, BIZARRE, crazy, Event, Experience, funny, Job, job mishap, memorable, Minecraft, odd occurrence, office, smp, Story, strange, strange encounter, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, work, work incident, Workplace, WorkplaceWackiness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5461	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to mine diamonds? Or accidentally unleashed a pack of wild wolves on your unsuspecting friends during a PvP battle? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as your craziest work stories, then look no further!

Join us on our server where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. We have epic build battles, intense treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base filled with rare loot (if you can find it, that is).

So if you’re ready to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry a little (from laughter, of course), then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just end up with a work story that tops them all!

MineCraftLifeUpgrade

CHANGE, daily routine, habits, Happiness, healthy choices, Improvement, Lifestyle, mindfulness, MineCraftLifeUpgrade, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, progress, quality of life, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, transformation, well-being, wellness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where nothing ever changes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind, like the “Llama Launcher” that lets you ride llamas into battle or the “TNT Tornado” that turns your enemies into confetti. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and watch your quality of life skyrocket as you embark on the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, alleged, Conflict, controversy, defends, Defense, Ethics, Hamas, HamasCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Israeli, Justice, Lawmaker, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Prisoner, rape, Server, sexual assault, War Crimes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Animals Bred:	127
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Farms Harvested:	357	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join in on all the wackiness? I’m talking about a place where you can build your own empire, battle crazy mobs, and even defend against the alleged rape of Hamas prisoners by Israeli lawmakers!

I know, I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but trust me, it’s all part of the fun on this server. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces such wild and controversial events?

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legendary player to defend against the alleged rape of Hamas prisoners in the virtual world!

CraftyVenezuelaVoteOops

controversy, CraftyVenezuelaVoteOops, Democracy, Disputed, election, electoral commission, fraud, International, intervention, investigation, Juan Guaido, Nicolas Maduro, OAS, opposition, Organization of American States, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, unreliable, Venezuela, vote results

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Crops Grown:	5562	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a venezuelan election! the organization of american states can’t even handle our level of chaos! build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, our voting system is just as unreliable as the real venezuelan vote results, so you never know what will happen next! join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers!

CraftyCredz: Spend Wisely, Build Boldly

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

so like, u know how some people think credit cards r like free money? well on our server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and u can swipe ur way to riches and fame! the more u spend, the more rewards u get! it’s like a never-ending shopping spree where u can buy anything u want, even if u don’t have the money for it! become the ultimate credit card warrior and show off ur debt in style! join now and start swiping away!

PrimeCraft: Unveiling the Numbers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	2071	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u found it! this server is like finding a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. yes, u heard me right, CAKE! and not just any cake, but cake that gives u superpowers. u can fly, shoot fireballs, and even turn into a unicorn. but that’s not all, folks. there are also hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Mc.GameGrief.Fun ♦ 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.20.4, Adventure, BUILD, classic, Community, Creative, Donations, Duels, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Large Online, Mc.GameGrief.Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crops Grown:	4798
Dragons Tamed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Endless Night Skies:	5

Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun

195.201.204.247:25814

HoodEscape Minecraft Server

achieving dreams, breaking barriers, breaking the cycle, building a better future, changing lives, disadvantaged communities, escaping poverty, finding success, getting out of the hood, HoodEscape, improving circumstances, inner city struggles, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, poverty-stricken neighborhoods, pursuing education, pursuing goals, pursuing success, seeking opportunities, Server, social mobility, upward mobility, urban challenges

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Are you tired of being stuck in the hood, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the hood by building your own mansion made of diamond blocks and riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!