この世界はクソだなぁ、と思う。 Minecraft Servers

この世界はクソだなぁ、と思う。 Minecraft Servers

  • SisGotExposedLOL

    SisGotExposedLOL
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 5929
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

    Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

    AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 7771
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6618 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShowstopperCraft

    ShowstopperCraft
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 6056
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BridgeWars Minecraft Server

    BridgeWars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 723
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

    KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 2593
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Dimension Hops: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BreastplateCraft

    BreastplateCraft
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 7104
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Towns Built: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.

    but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.

    if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

    CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 5531
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magic Items Found: 4541
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wacky as they come. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against mobs so tough they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Wowcraft SMP – The Epic Adventures of /wowg/

    Minecraft SMP: Wowcraft SMP – The Epic Adventures of /wowg/
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 9093
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 423 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take movie nights to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching films in a virtual cinema with a bunch of rowdy players who can’t help but yell out spoilers and throw popcorn at each other.

    Our server is the only place where you can watch the latest blockbusters while riding on flying pigs and battling zombies that are dressed up as Hollywood celebrities. Don’t be surprised if you see a creeper cosplaying as Iron Man or a skeleton trying to audition for the next Avengers movie.

    But that’s not all! We also have special movie-themed events like “The Great Potato Heist” where players have to sneak into a potato-themed bank vault while being chased by evil potato guards. And let’s not forget about our annual “Oscar Awards” ceremony where players compete for the title of Best Builder, Best Redstone Engineer, and Best Drama Queen.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a cinematic experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get a little crazy around here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CookieCraft Minecraft Server

    CookieCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 7454
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Mines Excavated: 3728
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bake virtual cookies that are so delicious, even the health-conscious DIL (Emily) would want to throw them away! Join us for some sweet treats and crazy family drama that will make you question your own baking skills. Who needs real cookies when you can have pixelated ones that won’t get thrown in the trash? Plus, we promise not to judge your baking choices, no matter how unhealthy they may be! So come on over and let’s bake up a storm together – just make sure to hide your cookies from Emily!

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  • HouseSaverDinnerDestroyer

    HouseSaverDinnerDestroyer
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1483
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 107 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life, like accidentally setting your house on fire while cooking dinner! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your burnt chicken wings look like child’s play. Plus, we have a strict “no fire extinguishers allowed” policy, so you can watch the world burn (figuratively, of course) while enjoying a nice virtual meal with your fellow players. Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the flames of adventure consume you!

    New Minecraft Server
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