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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, anger, Apology, aunt, Boundaries, coming out, ENGAGEMENT, family, forgiveness, Invitation, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, parents, rejection, remorse, Server, southern baptists, Support, Trust, uncle, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a drama-free zone just like your family gatherings! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream castle without any judgment from your parents.

Our server is filled with supportive players who will never quote scripture at you or threaten to ban you from the server. Plus, we have special events where you can bond with fellow players over your love for Doctor Who and Critical Role, just like how you bonded with your amazing girlfriend, Jen.

And don’t worry, we won’t let any uninvited guests crash your wedding on our server. So come join us and build a new family that accepts you for who you are, no apologies needed!

MidwestMinecraftMadness

Ambitions, career, children, close family, compromise, Decision making, Earning Potential, East Coast, family, frequent moves, future plans, Healthcare, husband’s dream job, Midwest, MidwestMinecraftMadness, Military life, Moving, public schools, pursuing dreams, Retirement, settling down, Support

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Farms Harvested:	617	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8873
Dragon Eggs Found:	1083	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this military wife’s life! From moving six times with four kids to arguing with her husband about his dream job in the Midwest, you’ll never know what to expect next.

With family drama, career ambitions, and tough decisions at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a state with poor public schools and healthcare in Minecraft? It’s a whole new level of challenge!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices, come join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself pursuing your own dreams in the midst of all the chaos.

LonelyCraft SMP

ISOLATION, Loneliness, loneliness and anxiety, loneliness and community, loneliness and depression, loneliness and emotional health, loneliness and friendship, loneliness and human connection, loneliness and mental illness, loneliness and self-isolation, loneliness and social media, loneliness and support networks, loneliness and technology, loneliness and well-being, Loneliness Epidemic, loneliness in quarantine, loneliness in relationships, loneliness in society, loneliness in the digital age, LonelyCraft, mental health, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Villages Defended:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	294146
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you so lonely that even the Enderman won’t look you in the eye? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and you’ll have more friends than a pack of wolves chasing down a sheep.

Our server is so lit, even the Creeper can’t resist dropping by for a party. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community so tight-knit, we make Spider’s webs look like loose threads. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your loneliness in the past and join our crazy Minecraft SMP today!

CraftyCarbCraze

balanced diet, clean eating, CraftyCarbCraze, dairy free, diet, FITNESS, gluten free, Healthy Eating, intermittent fasting, Keto, low carb, meal plan, mindful eating, nutrition, Paleo, portion control, sustainable diet, vegan, Vegetarian, weight loss, Whole30

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss program disguised as a Minecraft server!

Join us and watch those pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers. Our server is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra calories in no time!

And if you’re looking for a more balanced diet, don’t worry – we have a farm full of virtual carrots and potatoes for you to munch on while you build your epic castle.

So say goodbye to boring diets and hello to our insane Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind (in a good way)!

TikTokCraze Minecraft Server

banned, Censorship, covert influence operations, digital platforms, Disinformation, foreign interference, global politics, information warfare, media outlets, Minecraft, News, online content, political influence, Propaganda, rt, russia, Russian state media, Server, social media, Sputnik, Technology, tiktok, TikTokCraze

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.

once, a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man! true story, bro.

we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. one time, a player ate one and could shoot lasers from their eyes. it was epic.

oh, and did i mention our villagers throw the best parties? they have dance battles and fireworks every night. you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life. who needs reality when you have our server?

CraftyCreeperJailbreak

Accountability, arrest, bad actors, CEO, Communication, compliance, cooperation, CraftyCreeperJailbreak, criminal activity, data, encrypted, investigation, law enforcement, legal process, messaging app, privacy, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, transparency, user information

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4045
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	380	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get arrested for being a bad actor? well, not on this server, bro! we don’t care if u rob a bank or steal a car, as long as u play minecraft with us, u good. plus, we got all the cool mods like exploding chickens and rainbow creepers. join now before the feds come knocking on ur door, lol! #minecraft4life #badactorswelcome

PreggoCraft: Surrogate Struggles

assisted reproduction, Canadian cohort study, fertility assistance, fertility treatments, gestational carriers, gestational surrogacy, high-risk pregnancies, hypertensive disorders of pregnancy, maternal health, maternal morbidity, maternal mortality, postpartum hemorrhage, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, pregnancy risks, pregnancy surrogacy, pregnancy surrogates, reproductive health, severe maternal morbidity, Struggles, surrogate, surrogate risks

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Magic Items Found:	6507	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	91
Gods Slained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE STORIES? WELL, YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER, BECAUSE WE GOT IT ALL!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, alive, blocky, for honor, Gaming, long tail tags, market, Minecraft, Server, state of decay 2, still supported, stopped playing, sunset, that one game, ubisoft, unexpected, Updates, years ago

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing the same old games that you abandoned years ago? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is like the State of Decay 2 of the gaming world – still kicking and receiving updates like nobody’s business! Join us and experience the thrill of playing a game that just won’t die, just like that plant you forgot to water for months.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like the For Honor of Minecraft – unexpected, unpredictable, and totally insane. With Ubisoft-level craziness, you never know what kind of adventure you’ll stumble upon. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness that awaits you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and endless updates? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Natasha is an FSB plant Minecraft SMP

#youtube, algorithm, Beating, cia, Europe, fsb, FSB plant, georgia, Globohomo, Lesbian, liberal, Liberalism, migrants, Minecraft, Natasha, non-white, patriotic gear, Plant, Redpilling, russia, smp, War, zoomers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Natasha’s Adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of a time filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

Ever wanted to join a server where everyone is secretly a spy for a mysterious organization? Well, here’s your chance! You never know who you can trust in this SMP, where everyone’s true motives are as hidden as a Russian nesting doll.

Join us for epic battles, secret missions, and a whole lot of drama. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy or two along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s more thrilling than Natasha’s globe-trotting escapades. See you in the game, comrade!

CoincidenceCraft SMP: OMG So Random!

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, fluke, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, OMG, outrageous coincidence, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and landed in a hidden underground kingdom filled with diamond-clad pigs riding on top of creepers? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous coincidences in the blocky world, like stumbling upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!