| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3988 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 290 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
4.6mine.net:19132
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8602 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
idontnowt.aternos.me:14927
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8624 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 91 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6665 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.
Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1144 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 59 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2165 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9271 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2986 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9210 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!
if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 213 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 615 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 725 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6197 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.
You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.
Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1372 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 356 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!
Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4717 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 333451 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.
