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TacoCraft: Judge Judy Edition

checks and balances, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in danger, democratic institutions, Edition, Government, international relations, judge, judicial independence, judicial reform, Judy, justice system, Legal System, Mexican politics, mexico, Mexico-US relations, political reform, Politics, Risk, Rule of Law, separation of powers, TacoCraft, US Ambassador

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna get all political and stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where we debate mexico’s planned judicial reform and its impact on democracy while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. our us ambassador will be there dropping some major knowledge bombs and maybe even throwing in some diamond armor for good measure. join us for a server experience like no other, where democracy and minecraft collide in the most epic way possible. u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

SwainCraft3.0 Season 3! Now with added vanilla flavor and a hint of adulting for +18 USA Java 1.21 players!

Active, ADDED, adulting, Community, Details, Discord, Dragon.., Fight, flavor, fresh start, grind, Hint, java, Minecraft, op, Players, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, SwainCraft3.0, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

SwainCraft 3.0 Server Overview

Server Name	SwainCraft 3.0
Focus	Early/mid-game grind, community building
World Reset	Fresh start
Contact	discord: sarahswain

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of SwainCraft 3.0?	The main focus is on early/mid-game grind and community building.
When was the world reset?	We just reset the world tonight for a fresh start.
How can I join the server?	Contact sarahswain on discord for more details on how to join.

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, emotional eating, fat, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, obese, overweight, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecating, Server, Unhealthy, weight issues, weight loss

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of skinny bitches running around in Minecraft, making you feel like a chunky monkey? Well, fear not my fellow chonky gamers, because on our server, being a fat fuck is celebrated! We have custom skins that make your character look like a giant blob of lard, waddling around and crushing everything in its path. Join us for epic battles where the only rule is: the bigger the belly, the better! Embrace your inner chunk and join our server today!

DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Edition, explicit content, FapCraft, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, loving housewife, naughty fantasies, post tags, previous, Roleplay, sexual desires, smp, taboo topics, Talk

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magic Items Found:	7170
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!

ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delivery room, Divorce, emotional distress, ex husband, ExHusbandExcluded, family, Labor, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, separation, Server, Support

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Enchantments Applied:	226
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Votes:	1780	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

borrow my car, CarCraftin, Commute, coordinating, driving skills, fender benders, freedom, new job, parents, property protection, Protective, public transportation, save up, selfish, Sis, sister, Struggles, Trust, Understanding, unreasonable, work hours

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9125	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

bizarre customs, bizarre habits, eccentric behaviors, eccentric practices, habits, odd behaviors, odd rituals, offbeat practices, peculiar habits, peculiar idiosyncrasies, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, quirky tendencies, QuirkyCraft, smp, strange behaviors, strange quirks, unconventional habits, unique rituals, unusual habits, unusual routines, weird, weird habits, weird tendencies

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!

DreamCraft – Where the bizarre becomes reality!

BIZARRE, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream reflection, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamCraft, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, outlandish visions, Reality, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual sleep experiences, vivid dreams

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2773	Emeralds Found:	6167
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

Adults, children, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, emergency relief, evacuation, governor, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Kids, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, Refugees, russia, Safety, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	825	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell activation, cell destruction, cell hijacking, cell recognition, cells, Disease treatment, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, Killer, killer cell activation, medical breakthrough, natural killer cells, protein, protein targeting, SmackDown, XPO1

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!

we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!

join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!