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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5126 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5024 |
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.
you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.
we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.
join now or forever hold your pickaxe.
