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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4147 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.
So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.