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CraftyCute – Anime Paradise
Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic adventures of Mitsuki and Himari as they uncover the scandalous drawings of themselves that players have been creating! Will they be flattered or horrified by what they find? Only one way to find out – join our server now and be a part of the drama! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can discover. Are you up for the challenge? Join us and let the madness begin! -
VtuberCraft: Where You Can Mine, Build, and Stream Like a Pro!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic virtual YouTuber as your bro! This vtuber bro will guide you through the world of blocks and mobs with his hilarious commentary and epic gaming skills.Join our server for the chance to team up with our vtuber bro and take on crazy challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow llama unicorn! Legend has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you will gain the power to fly and shoot rainbows out of your eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced. And remember, with our vtuber bro by your side, anything is possible!
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UncutCraft: Where Circumcision is Optional
societal pressure, circumcision alternatives, sexual preference, circumcision controversy, foreskin restorationTired of all the cut guys on other servers? Join us for a wild and uncut Minecraft experience! Our server is like a jungle, full of untamed adventures and uncut excitement. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is uncut and he’s always looking for new players to join his uncircumcised army. So come on, join our server and let your uncut creativity run wild! -
Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted
30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, 20 minutes of gameplay, 7 years dev timeAre you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.
So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!
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Crafty Creepers: Where Bidenomics is Better Than Diamonds!
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing booming is the economy? Join our server and experience the wild world of Bidenomics! Our economy is so good, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a billionaire in blocks – join now and watch your virtual wallet explode with riches! Who needs real life when you can live the high life in our Minecraft world? -
BlockyBooty Adventures
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that once a player defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. The dragon was so impressed that it now roams the server as a friendly pet, granting wishes to those who dare to challenge it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Mine this block and you’ll be rewarded with infinite bacon for all your hunger needs.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and see what other crazy shenanigans await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
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RavenWorld 1.8 – 1.12.2 Minecraft server
New plugins 2018WeddingsClans TransformationsTrampolines212.22.93.25:25580