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Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	238
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	898158	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	3304	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	663	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	244	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	146
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	New Chunks Explored:	520439

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Buildings Constructed:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8615	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

alcohol-fueled creativity, alcohol-induced ideas, Brainstorming, brilliant drunk ideas, creative breakthroughs, creative epiphanies, creativity, drunk ideas, drunken genius, innovative thinking, inspired thinking, late night inspiration, out of the box thinking, smp, tipsy brainstorming, tipsy innovation, TipsyThoughtsMC, unconventional ideas, unconventional solutions, unexpected brilliance, unexpected ideas, unique concepts

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.