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Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	151	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

Allowed, aphrodite, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Crafty, empowerment, femcels, Giraffe, internet culture, milk a giraffe, milkers, Misogyny, online behavior, POL, prettier than, self esteem, self worth, social media, stop shitting, toxic communities, trolling, women’s issues

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	5821	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

addiction, alcohol, blocks, discipline, ETERNAL, GOD, health, masturbating, mental clarity, messenger, No Excuses, No PMO, No relapse, nofap, NofapCraft, power, Samuel Benjamin, self improvement, SelfControl, Serpents Path, strength, transformation, Willpower

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Buildings Constructed:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Crafty DILF Kingdom

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

VTuber AI Jams Craft

ai, AI Songwriting, Artificial Intelligence, cd, Craft, Creative Technology, digital artist, ep, future of music, Jams, Music, music production, original, Original music, Oshi, song, SUNO, virtual singer, virtual youtuber, voca, vocaloid, Vtuber

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	8
Potions Brewed:	111	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪

Blockbuster Bonanza

ABSOLUTE CINEMA, action, Actor, actress, blockbuster, bonanza, cinematography, classic, comedy, cult film, Director, Drama, Entertainment, film, film festival, Foreign film, Hollywood, indie, Movie, must watch, romance, Thriller

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mines Excavated:	4676

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Tom’s Blocky Birthday Bash

18th birthday, Adulthood, Bash, Birthday, birthday celebration, blocky, Celebrity, celebrity children, controversy, DAUGHTER, entertainment industry, Fame, family, Hollywood, Media, milestone, parenting, political implications, public figure, society, speculation, Tom Cruise, Toms, turning 18

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and are never afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find secret underground societies, treasure-filled dungeons, and even a unicorn ranch where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night at the top of the tallest mountain?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and change the course of Minecraft history forever!

Trailer Trash Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Potions Brewed:	169
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Towns Built:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow made of diamonds while battling a dragon with a lightsaber.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper and the dance floor is made of glowing obsidian.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies throw slime at you for fun?

Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!